{"id":1653,"date":"2011-12-27T11:39:54","date_gmt":"2011-12-27T16:39:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/W3\/?p=1653"},"modified":"2011-12-27T11:39:54","modified_gmt":"2011-12-27T16:39:54","slug":"nuns-in-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/nuns-in-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Nuns in a Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City and were sightseeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire’s Pub for a cold soft drink.<\/p>\n

Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighbourhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father Mc\u2019Ginty entered the bar through the front door.<\/p>\n

They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw<\/p>\n

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GIVE US A SENSE OF HUMOR, LORD,
\nGIVE US THE GRACE TO SEE A JOKE,
\nTO GET SOME HUMOR OUT OF LIFE,
\nAND PASS IT ON TO OTHER FOLK<\/p>\n

‘Every Day Above Ground ….. Is A Good Day’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[29],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1653"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}