{"id":2251,"date":"2012-01-14T09:20:02","date_gmt":"2012-01-14T14:20:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/W3\/?p=2251"},"modified":"2012-01-14T09:20:59","modified_gmt":"2012-01-14T14:20:59","slug":"just-to-say-good-bye-leaving-town-spot-of-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/just-to-say-good-bye-leaving-town-spot-of-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Just to say good bye&#8211;leaving town!!- spot of humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/W3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/bus1.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2253\" title=\"bus\" src=\"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/W3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/bus1-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/bus1-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/bus1.jpeg 641w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nTo help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of <!--more-->illegal\u2019s) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.<br \/>\nOlder people are easier to catch and will not remember<br \/>\nhow to get back home.<br \/>\nI started to cry when I thought of you.<br \/>\nThen it dawned on me &#8230; oh, crap &#8230;<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll see you on the bus!<\/p>\n<p>Forwarded as a spot of humor \u2013 hope you are not offended!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[604],"tags":[836],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2251"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}