{"id":3926,"date":"2012-03-17T23:28:54","date_gmt":"2012-03-18T03:28:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/W3\/?p=3926"},"modified":"2012-03-17T23:28:54","modified_gmt":"2012-03-18T03:28:54","slug":"youre-more-awesome-than-a-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/youre-more-awesome-than-a-monkey\/","title":{"rendered":"You’re more awesome than a monkey"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Kids say the darnedest things. Sometimes they even write those things down. And draw pictures. Those are good times.<\/p>\n
SCROLL FOR PHOTOS<\/strong><\/p>\n Flint, a fourth-grade student, was apparently so astounded by Texas weatherman Albert Ramon’s visit to his school that he decided to show his appreciation by writing a letter to the meteorologist saying he can sit atop a half-platinum, half-solid gold,jewel-encrusted throne<\/a>.<\/p>\n In the note, the boy continues to praise the meteorology lesson, giving Ramon what very likely could be the best compliments he’s ever received.<\/p>\n “You’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out [of] bacon riding a cyborg unicorn,” Flint writes.<\/p>\n And as if the letter wasn’t adequately descriptive, the student also took the time toillustrate the scenario<\/a>. Unicorn, throne, speech bubbles; the whole deal.<\/p>\n Now if that doesn’t say “thank you,” we’re not sure what does.<\/p>\n Of course, some unicorn-hating spoil sports out there\u00a0have questioned the letter’s authenticity<\/a>. Could a child possibly be this creative?<\/p>\n Ramon says “yes.”<\/p>\n On his Twitter account,\u00a0the meteorologist explained<\/a>\u00a0Flint’s letter was among a bundle of thank you notes he received from the fourth-grade class. The letter began creating buzz after he posted it on his personal Facebook account.<\/p>\n “Marvelis.”<\/p>\n <\/p>\n