Someone had to remind me,
\nSo I’m reminding you, too.
\nDon’t laugh….It is all true!
\n
\nPerks of reaching 50
\nOr being over 60
\nAnd heading towards
\n70 or beyond!<\/p>\n
1. Kidnappers are not very
\nInterested in you.<\/p>\n
2.
\nIn a hostage situation,
\nYou are likely to be released first.
\n3. No one expects you to run —
\nAnywhere.<\/p>\n
4.
\nPeople call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask,
\n‘Did I wake you?’<\/p>\n
5.
\nPeople no longer view you as a
\nHypochondriac.<\/p>\n
6.
\nThere is nothing left
\nTo learn the hard way.<\/p>\n
7.
\nThings you buy now
\nWon’t wear out.<\/p>\n
8.
\nYou can eat
\nSupper at 4 PM.<\/p>\n
9..
\nYou can live without sex
\nBut not your glasses.<\/p>\n
10.
\nYou get into heated arguments
\nAbout pension plans.<\/p>\n
11.
\nYou no longer think of speed limits
\nAs a challenge.<\/p>\n
12.
\nYou quit trying to hold
\nYour stomach in no matter who walks
\nInto the room.<\/p>\n
13.
\nYou sing along
\nWith elevator music.<\/p>\n
14.
\nYour eyes won’t get
\nMuch worse.<\/p>\n
15.
\nYour investment in health insurance
\nIs finally beginning to pay off.<\/p>\n
16.
\nYour joints are more accurate meteorologists
\nthan the national weather service.<\/p>\n
17.
\nYour secrets are safe with your friends
\nbecause they can’t remember them either.<\/p>\n
18.
\nYour supply of brain cells is finally down to
\nA manageable size.<\/p>\n
19.
\nYou can’t remember
\nWho sent you this list.<\/p>\n
And you notice these are all
\nIn big print
\nFor your convenience.<\/p>\n
Forward this to everyone
\nYou can remember
\nRight now!<\/p>\n
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:<\/p>\n
Never, NEVER, NEVER ,
\nUnder any circumstances,
\nTake a sleeping pill, and a laxative on
\nThe same night!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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