EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.
\nSO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
\n“I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”
\n“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the shrink. ‘Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..”
\n“How much do you charge?”
\n“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
\n“I’ll sleep on it,” I said.
\nSix months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.
\n“Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!
\nA bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup.”
\n“Is that so!’ With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
\n“He told me to cut the legs off the bed!”
\nFORGET THE SHRINKS..
\nHAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!<\/p>\n
May your troubles be less, Your blessings be more,
\nAnd nothing but happiness come through your door!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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