Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment.<\/p>\n
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q & A format:<\/p>\n
Q. What is an ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment ?<\/p>\n
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.<\/p>\n
Q.. Where will the government get this money?<\/p>\n
A.. From taxpayers.<\/p>\n
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?<\/p>\n
A. Only a smidgen of it..<\/p>\n
Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?<\/p>\n
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.<\/p>\n
Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?<\/p>\n
A. Shut up.<\/p>\n
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:<\/p>\n
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka ….<\/p>\n
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs..<\/p>\n
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .<\/p>\n
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala …<\/p>\n
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea …<\/p>\n
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .<\/p>\n
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.<\/p>\n
Instead, keep the money in America by:<\/p>\n
1) Spending it at yard sales, or<\/p>\n
2) Going to ball games, or<\/p>\n
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or<\/p>\n
4) Beer or<\/p>\n
5) Tattoos.<\/p>\n
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )<\/p>\n
Conclusion:
\nGo to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !<\/p>\n
No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could be of help.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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