{"id":7343,"date":"2012-11-06T12:12:38","date_gmt":"2012-11-06T17:12:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/?p=7343"},"modified":"2012-11-06T12:12:38","modified_gmt":"2012-11-06T17:12:38","slug":"what-do-you-want-to-be-when-you-grew-up-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/what-do-you-want-to-be-when-you-grew-up-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"What do you want to be when you grew up Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"

Teacher asks the kids in class: “What do you want to be when you grew up?” <\/p>\n

Little Johnny: “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. <\/p>\n

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson . . . .
\n”
\nAnd you, Tanya. What do you want to be…
\n” I wanna be Johnny’s bitch!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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