Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E?
\nIt means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
\nWife: No darling, it means,With Idiot For Ever<\/p>\n
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******<\/p>\n
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
\nSo I’d be in your hands all day.
\nHusband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
\nSo I could have a new one everyday.<\/p>\n
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********<\/p>\n
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills..
\nWife: When must I give them to him?
\nDoctor: They are for you<\/p>\n
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********<\/p>\n
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
\nHusband: You should have known it the minute
\nI asked you to marry me.<\/p>\n
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********<\/p>\n
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it..
\nSo I bought 3 movie tickets.
\nWife: Why Three?
\nHusband: For you and your parents
\n************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******<\/p>\n
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
\nHusband: A lovely Push…!!!
\n*********** ********* ********* ********* ********* *********<\/p>\n
Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
\nA: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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