{"id":8599,"date":"2013-06-09T22:14:12","date_gmt":"2013-06-10T02:14:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/?p=8599"},"modified":"2013-06-09T22:14:12","modified_gmt":"2013-06-10T02:14:12","slug":"dont-order-your-cake-by-telephone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/dont-order-your-cake-by-telephone\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Order Your Cake By Telephone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man wanted to celebrate his wife&#8217;s Birthday by throwing a party.<\/p>\n<div>So he ordered a birthday cake.<br \/>\nThe salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the cake.<br \/>\nHe thought for a moment and said, put &#8220;you are getting older but you<br \/>\nare getting better&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The salesman asked &#8220;how do you want me to put it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The man said &#8216;Well&#8230;put &#8220;You are getting older&#8221; at the top and &#8220;but<br \/>\nyou are getting better &#8221; at the bottom.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at<br \/>\nthe message on the cake.<\/p>\n<p>It read: &#8220;You are getting older at the top,<br \/>\nbut you are getting better at the bottom&#8221;<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"color: black;\"><span style=\"color: black;\"><span style=\"color: black;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man wanted to celebrate his wife&#8217;s Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the cake. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/dont-order-your-cake-by-telephone\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[604],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8599"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8599"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8599\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}