{"id":8875,"date":"2013-11-30T21:02:29","date_gmt":"2013-12-01T02:02:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/?p=8875"},"modified":"2013-11-30T21:02:29","modified_gmt":"2013-12-01T02:02:29","slug":"confucius-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/confucius-say\/","title":{"rendered":"Confucius Say"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/W3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/confucious.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8876\" alt=\"confucious\" src=\"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/W3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/confucious.jpeg\" width=\"377\" height=\"398\" srcset=\"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/confucious.jpeg 377w, https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/confucious-284x300.jpeg 284w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 377px) 100vw, 377px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s ok to let a fool kiss you,<br \/>\nbut don&#8217;t let a kiss fool you.<br \/>\nConfucius Say.<br \/>\nA kiss is just shopping upstairs<br \/>\nfor downstairs merchandise.<br \/>\nConfucius Say.<br \/>\nIt is better to lose a lover<br \/>\nthan love a loser.<br \/>\nConfucius Say.<br \/>\nMan with a broken condom<br \/>\nis called a Daddy<br \/>\nConfucius Say.<br \/>\nMan who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,<br \/>\ndoesn\u2019t know if he&#8217;s coming or going.<br \/>\nConfucius Say.<br \/>\nA drunken man&#8217;s words<br \/>\nare a sober man&#8217;s thoughts.<br \/>\nConfucius Say.<br \/>\nMarriage is like a bank account.<br \/>\nYou put it in, you take it out,<br \/>\nand you lose interest.<br \/>\nConfucius Say.<br \/>\nViagra is like Disneyland&#8230;<br \/>\na one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.<br \/>\nConfucius Say.<br \/>\nIt is much better to want the mate you do not have,<br \/>\nthan to have the mate you do not want.<br \/>\nConfucius Say. A joke is like sex.<br \/>\nNeither is any good if you don&#8217;t get it.<br \/>\nKEEP SMILING<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s ok to let a fool kiss you, but don&#8217;t let a kiss fool you. Confucius Say. A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise. Confucius Say. It is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/confucius-say\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[604],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8875"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8875"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8875\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}