{"id":9744,"date":"2016-11-16T19:27:20","date_gmt":"2016-11-17T00:27:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/?p=9744"},"modified":"2016-11-16T19:27:20","modified_gmt":"2016-11-17T00:27:20","slug":"this-is-how-politics-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/this-is-how-politics-work\/","title":{"rendered":"THIS IS HOW POLITICS WORK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>I TOLD MY SON, &#8220;YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE.\u201d<\/b>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<wbr \/><\/p>\n<div><strong>HE SAID, &#8220;NO.\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>I TOLD HIM, &#8220;SHE IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER.\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>HE SAID, &#8220;YES.\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, &#8220;I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON,\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>BILL GATES SAID, &#8220;NO\u201d.<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>I TOLD BILL GATES, &#8220;MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK.\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>BILL GATES SAID, &#8220;OK\u201d.<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.E.O.<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>HE SAID, &#8220;NO\u201d.<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>I TOLD HIM, &#8220;MY SON IS BILL GATES SON-IN-LAW\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>HE SAID, &#8220;OK\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>THIS IS HOW POLITICS WORK.<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I TOLD MY SON, &#8220;YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 HE SAID, &#8220;NO.\u201d I TOLD HIM, &#8220;SHE IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER.\u201d HE SAID, &#8220;YES.\u201d \u00a0 I CALLED BILL GATES &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/this-is-how-politics-work\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9744"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9744"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9744\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1001harf.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}