Baby’s First Doctor Visit Funny

A  woman and a baby were
In the doctor’s examining  room,
Waiting  for the doctor to come in
For the baby’s first  exam.

The  doctor arrived, and examined the baby,
Checked  his weight, saw it was a little low,
And being a little concerned,
Asked  if the baby was breast-fed
Or bottle-fed.

‘Breast-fed,’  she replied.

‘Well,  strip down to your waist,’
The doctor  ordered.

She  did.

He pinched her nipples,

Pressed, Kneaded, and rubbed  both breasts

for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed,
the doctor said,

‘No  wonder this baby is underweight.

You  don’t have any milk.’

I  know,’ she said,

‘I’m  his Grandma,

But I’m glad I came.’