Confucius Say

It’s ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don’t let a kiss fool you.
Confucius Say.
A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.
Confucius Say.
It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.
Confucius Say.
Man with a broken condom
is called a Daddy
Confucius Say.
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,
doesn’t know if he’s coming or going.
Confucius Say.
A drunken man’s words
are a sober man’s thoughts.
Confucius Say.
Marriage is like a bank account.
You put it in, you take it out,
and you lose interest.
Confucius Say.
Viagra is like Disneyland…
a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Confucius Say.
It is much better to want the mate you do not have,
than to have the mate you do not want.
Confucius Say. A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don’t get it.

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