Dear God, Go Home: Take a long vacation and leave us alone

This open letter to god is originally published at website on May 11, 2012

An open letter to god:

Hi, I have had this yeuk for many years, to directly write to you and if you don’t mind me saying so tell you a few things that are really pissing me off.  I am not expecting to receive any answer from you; apparently you don’t talk with or write to your subjects, according to human’s records this is a habit of yours since your birth about 4000 years ago, your taciturn character is killing some of us!

 I know there are earthlings who claim they are your appointed agents. They claim their self-ascribed monopoly on you and some kind of secret and direct connection, so it seems they tell us what you tell them now or you have ever said. With all due respect god, most of what you or your agents say is chimerical, absurd, and outright ridiculous, it just doesn’t make much sense to most of us nowadays.  I feel jealous however, and so do many of my other fellow earthlings—why not me, why don’t you respond to me, send am an email, ISM, a twit, I am on FB after all! Aren’t you the omniscient, omnipotent and all powerful? Merciful and kind; you own and control all this tech stuff anyway. So why don’t you want to answer my questions? You are not afraid of me I suppose; I really want to hear it from the horse’s mouth.

I don’t know if you believe in science and scientists that you have apparently created? I assume you do, otherwise why you created them to start with. I am constantly told that you don’t do stupid things, there is a reason behind everything you do and ever done. creating something that you don’t believe in and has no purpose, pardon me, is very stupid and idiotic, unless you do it for fun. But on the other hand I am told you only deal with serious stuff, fun things is not part of your plan for us unless you let us in the promise land where 72 virgin HOORY with melon like breasts, firm and white, are waiting for fun and games.

In recent years some of your subjects including physicists, biologists, neurologists, cosmetologists and others, with or without your authorization, have become vocal and are asking daring questions, all in the name of free scientific inquiry in defense of human society from the assault of ignorance, bigotry, and terrorism. Apparently they gave up on you and they are not the only one. After all, what have you lately done about these things? Look around, you can see everything  all at once, you are supposed to be on  watch 24/7,  why can’t you see torture, killings, and rape, never mind earthquake, floods, tsunami, tornados, and the rest of it? You “create” about 40,000 babies every year and NONE of them see their first birthday? Are you really sick and sadistic?  Are you blind and deaf? Well you have created the best medical specialists I assume, why don’t you call them up to fix you? The same thing goes with a shrink, if you need one.

Think about it, is it possible that you have lost your usefulness and deity and in farcical and stubborn way you don’t want to admit and give up? Go home, take a long vacation and leave us alone. 

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