My trip to the store…… Funny

My trip to the store……

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down facing me.”

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to my debit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!